ok..now  i am ngntuk to the level yg x leh bukak mate pon but i dun want to spent my fri nite with nightmares of auditing..hahah

nways, i dun think there will any post on lrt for this whole week bcoz.... im on leave!!!!! till  6th apr!hahahahh dun ask me why im taking such a long (not really,,,1 week je) hols. coz i dunno.. all i need is rest n nk blk kg kot.. or jln2 for few days..cuti-cuti Kuala Lumpur.

ooh ya,, talking bout KL, last few weeks, i went to Matta fair..(ke.fare? wutever) with Hani, Jihan n Nur. i just follow coz diorg yg byk plans.. ntah nk pi mane. ok i hate such fair..it was sooo pack with ppl n i all i got was millions of phamplets (bad spelling..pls ignore)n i only interested any on japan.

So kitorg pon jalan2.. then.... i heard someone...'KL Tower..KL Tower.. Satu ringgit'  i was like stopped at the booth immediately..(n yes.. am the ONLY one there) trus tnye..'satu ringgit??'  'Ye kak..satu ringgit je' 'oo..ok ok'    'ade package lain gak..RM25 skali dgn kl tower, flying fox, jln2 hutan bukit nanas'   'ok then, gimme 6 tickets' - ok.. mmg dr dulu i nk pi kl tower tu k.. so i bought 6 for me, sisters n cousins..while others was queing up for overseas packages, we bought 6 for KL tower trip...

On Maulidurrasul, we did the flying fox, giler klakar..went up to KL tower (beautiful Kuala Lumpur!!) jalan2 kt hutan tu etc. i got some pics, upload later.. hahahha

Back to my boring-audit stories. Ok this entire week, i did on a factory -produces juices - vitagen, marigold, peel fresh, yogurt etc. n in each floor, theres 2 fridges full of those products which u can take any- free! but  one condition, dun take them home..minum in office je.Best giler! N every thursday, we can by them at staff price. murah laa jugak. so ape lg.. borong laa. i bought 2 boxes of apple peel fresh (2 litres each) n HL milk (1 ltre) without realizing that i only renew my license but never drive.. Jd i was struggling in lrt train.Heavy laptop bag, handbag (calculators, umbrella etc in it) n 2 plastics bag that looks like to bolos by the time train tu gerak. shit la..

Masuk je train, frustrated-no seats..fine.. i stand... after passing 2 stations, an old lady asked me to sit..no..she forced me to...malu!!..i keep on telling that ill be ok. i want her to sit (of coz!! she's nenek) tp siut k.. malu!! dah tu,, wut u want me to do?? i pun duduk (dgn muka poyosss) with 2 big n heavy pastic bags.i knew, evryone was like staring n mcm nk gelak kot. helo.. nenek tu soh i duduk k! aduhaii...pls, if anyone recored it, just dun put it youtube. thanks.

Anyway Alia, this coming audit job, i wont be turun at Asia Jaya k.. hehehe..so if anyone looks like me there,just dun shout my name..haha

By the time i reached home tadi, i feel a lil bit sorg2 coz jihan (hsemate) went back alrdy.. so at 9pm, i kemas bilik, tukar curtain, sapu2 the lantai, kipas di lap dgn kilat..thats y im still awake sbb syg je nk tido kt my tilam yg ready for any kys-saturday-inspection.

Then took my bath, eat some cookies n tiba2 i saw one jihan's dvd. 'knocked-off'..ok, ignore all the SX scenes, wanna let u all know, i think this movie is sweet..sweetest..n real..n..mcm i likeeee Ben's character. He's funny, a bit useless, x control macho lngsung, caring n korg tgk lah.. ke i yg over exxagerate kot..

hhahahha..most prbbly my next entries is about muar..pukul bape ayam berkokok ke.. hahaha

ok..4.30am sharp! i need a sleep.Gdnite!

aloha!!~~

let me tell u that last whole week, everyday is a memalukan day for me...

last week,i audited a private hospital, somewhere in ampang.. ok, i wont explain in detail coz my point is not on the location but... my boss!!

knowing that im gonna audit a new client for a week, i was nervous (as usual) coz im gonna meet a new team members, n wondering how the clients will treat me..n how the accounts r prepared..bla..bla..

1st day -

ok i met the team, a senior, n 2 new joiners like me..surprisingly, my senior(he joint pwc 2 yrs ago) is a malay and...a guy(ok..) and.. er.. 22 yrs old!! (otherwise i wont be surprised)

22yrs old SENIOR : ok dina, i want u to do this section..bla..bla.. anything u dun understand, let me know.. i'm seating over there. ok .gtg

24years old - new joiner : Ok, I'll try... (shit..he's ssssoooo serious) GENIUS !!(bila he was like a distance yg he cannot dgr la..hahah)

2nd day (lunch hour)-

Dina : Y,(sory, his name dirahsiakan.. hahah) wah, byk phamplets condo dlm kete u ni, r u planning to buy one??

Y : yup, i tgh cari2 rumah.. i prefer rumah n x nak condo or aprtment. it's asset for my future. tp i tgh survey laa.. ade yg ok but mahal.. the market value..bla..bla.. share price..(OMG he mentioned the-someone-at -his-age-wouldnt-mention terms) bla..bla.. my parents dtg kl nnti, senang la..

Dina : I see..i see..(bosann..)eh u tau x..yg in paper who scored 21A's tu, the petua is makan kurma??

Y: tu la.. I dulu jual kurma..during ramadhan.. i bukak stall...i rent, n the profit i got is on RM5000+..later i x nak dah sewa kt area tu,, very expensive,, not above margin (again, margin!!?) not worth dgn my modal.. etc..

Dina : (GENIUS!!)I think I need to buy a box of kurma from u lah!

3rd day (lunch)-

Y:Dina, for how long u'll stay in pwc?? do u plan of sth else??

Me (nervous..) : (shit..do i hv to answer on facts??) er..yup i thought of going back to muar, not now lah.. later.. not very soon..(am i???)

Y:asal u nak blk muar sgt??

Me: owh, coz i prefer to live in a peaceful town..rumah i ada byk pokok ..fresh air..hehhe..n ada byk ayam.. i bgn pagi x yah set alarm clock..i trbangun sbb bunyi ayam, hahaha very natural  kan?(Shit!! i ended up with ayam-berkokok- points!!!!!!! i shud hv said about career opportunities..etc.. SHIT! serius, gilerrr malu)

(heheh the peaceful backyard, n depan rumah! x tipu)

Y: HAHAHA (phew..at least he laughed!) oo....org luar bandar mmg akan prefer luar bandar style!

Me: Helo!! r u trying to say kampung?? hahaha ok ok i dun mind actlly..x yah laa sopan as in luar bandar.. sebut je kg!! heheh me-proud..kampung muar!hehe

Y:hehehe bla..bla..

(yess!!! i berjaya mmbuatkan our conversation, normal! not the market share..or wutver..pls.. dun ask me on shares, capital, equity during my lunch!!)

4th day -

Y : U tau x muar tu panas?

Dina : (isk..ape pulak ni..)ermm..hehehe sbbb byk dosa ke?? heheh

Y: nope.. sbb muar tepi sungai..angin ke arah bla..bla..(geography!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need en rahman now.. pls.. yes, he's 22 and GENIUS!!)

5th day -

Dina : Y, how can i do this section..bla..bla.. bla.

Y; Ok, u look at this.. bla..bla..do u know y we do this way??? bcoz we..bla..blaa..anything, ask ok,, i gtg

Dina  : (sambil menoleh ke arah Azie-our team gak)  GENIUS!!!

adeih.. so from today onwards, i'll read anyting on business section, wuts the latest condominum price, ermm..share price (ahahah goo dina), cuaca muar and the pergerakan angin monsoon coz after this, when i talk, i want the listener to respond 'GENIUS'!!!